The mission, you'll be pleased to know, was a success. As of today, November 1, the Carroll household is stocked to the gills with Halloween candy. The good stuff, too. None of this no-name garbage that we always used to sort through to get to the good stuff when we went out trick-or-treating. In fact, houses that gave out the bad candy were blacklisted, and all the kids went to the houses with the good candy. Word travelled fast on my block, and everyone knew within a short amount of time where the best investments were. For me, it was always the newer developments to the north--little business meant lots of available candy. It was really a simple matter of supply and demand. It's amazing how crafty we could be.
Of course, now some kid's probably got a MySpace page that maps out all the good candy places in Ladner. The kids have synched their PDA's to the live real-time maps of candy supply. Carefully orchestrated raids are planned, with groups fanning out to make sure that all ground is covered. Or maybe that's just what I'd do if I went trick-or-treating.
In a similar vien, it seems as though retailers are catching on to people like me who lurk in the shadows ready to pounce on unsold Halloween candy on November 1. When I went into IGA today, for example, the candy was only discounted by 25%. This raised a large dilemma for me. Do I wait until the candy gets marked down more, or do I buy now and spare potential heartache when everyone else settles for 25% off and there is no more candy to be discounted? It's really a big game of chicken: am I willing to wager candy on when the retailer will further discount the candy? Are there other people who are doing that, and if so, will they beat me to it? It really tore me up inside. My solution: get some now, and if they still want to discount it further at some point in the future (say, Friday), then buy more. Simple.
I'm not really sure whether this is true for all sectors of the candy retail market, or if it's simply a function of living in a small community where IGA's dominance of the grocery market goes virtually unchallenged. For example, if I was to go to Wal-Mart today, I probably could have gotten some really big discounts. Actually, I've tried that, and by noon on November 1, all the candy is gone. You have to be quick and wily if you're to cash in. So the tradeoff is that when I went at 2:30 there was still candy, but the candy was less deeply discounted. It's a fair trade, I say.
And although I know that chocolate is just empty calories, the things are so small that they can't possibly be bad for you, right? Besides, I went to the gym today; that has to be worth something, right? In fact, wife just came in and lamented that she's hungry. I said that I was too, but I had just satiated my hunger with two "fun size" Mars bars. She muttered something about how they're just empty calories, but then the sugar buzz hit and I couldn't hear her anymore. She'll likely choose something more sensible, but let me ask this: does it come in "fun size"? I think not.
Speaking of the gym, I actually weighed myself this morning, a task that I take no pleasure in, let me tell you. You'll be happy to know that all this exercise is actually starting to pay off--10 pounds gone so far, with the prospect of more to come. If I can just get off the candy. But everyone's got a guilty pleasure, right? I figure I'm not allowed to drink while I'm out here, so I have to get my empty calories from something besides alcohol, right? Not that I'm a "big" drinker. I'm more like a "steady" drinker. I prefer to consume maybe one or two drinks a night over a more extended period of time than pack them all together into one night.
Anyway, what I wanted to say was that since I've actually lost weight since we came out here, I can now safely say that I've left a part of me in Three Hills. Maw.
Had quite a scare today as well, and it had nothing to do with Halloween (or, in this case, the day after Halloween). This story will likely be repeated on Theo's blog next week, but here's a sneak peak for those of you who frequent both. As you likely know, Theo is quite the little mobile man now that he can crawl and stand up on his own. Anything in arm's reach becomes something to climb on, regardless of the stability of said thing. In our front room, we have a small wooden TV tray set up, one of the ones that folds down and stores away, but is made of some pretty solid wood. The problem is that since it's on folding legs, it's not very sturdy, especially when a baby grabs on and tries to pull himself up.
I'm sure you can guess what happened next, right? Crash it went, down on his head. Of course, the reaction was instant (which is good because it means he's got pain receptors that work. We were a little bit scared after last week that he didn't have properly functioning pain receptors, considering he didn't even cry when he cut his finger and started smearing blood on the door) and quite loud. There's one way to tell when Theo's really upset--he gets this cry that is nearly inconsolable and consists of heaving sobs. We've only heard it a few times, and it breaks our heart every time. Especially this time, when a goose egg the size of, well, a goose egg is welling up atop his head.
I wasn't home at the time of the incident, so Steph bundled the boy up in the car and came to find me in the gym at school. After, that is, she had consoled him and tried to bring the swelling down with cold cloths. Anyway, he seemed just fine to me when he got there, even had a smile or two for me, the guy on the treadmill, and his reflection, so we decided to keep an eye on him and see what happened before we took him to the hospital. I, for one, hate taking a baby to the hosptial with something not very specific like, "He bumped his head," because I know that the first question the doctor/nurse asks is, "Is this your first child?" That may seem like an innocent question, but what they're trying to do is figure out how seriously to take you. If you say yes, then they immediately write you off as paranoid because it's a tried and true medical fact that new mothers come to the hospital when their baby has a hangnail. Anyway, I knew they wouldn't take us seriously if we didn't have anything concrete to give them, so I told Steph to wait it out and see what happened.
Well, you'll be happy to know that thanks to Theo's massive Carroll head, there seems to be nothing amiss. He doesn't even have a goose egg on his head, just a small cut where the table hit and a small bump that will likely bruise in the morning. Other than that, everything's good. He's back to being his normal smiley self, eating well, and being cranky when he doesn't get his way. We'll keep an eye on it for another day, but I hope we're in the clear.
Now watch, I'll get comments galore telling me that I should've taken him to the hospital.
By the way, that paragraph about hospitals, although it came across harsh, isn't intended to be a slam against any of the good doctors or nurses who work at hospitals. I'm sensitive to this because there's a proud nursing tradition in my family, and all of my family members are excellent, caring nurses. So mom, Laura, and even Grandma (although she doesn't practice anymore), I know you're good at what you do. In fact, I wish you could be on duty at every hospital I go to. I'm simply stating a generalization which, although it may not be completely accurate, is true more often than not.
Okay, do you think that my butt is adequately covered? Let's move on.
In other news, had a reformation service today at school. I've figured it out--instead of celebrating Halloween, our school does a celebration of the reformation every year. As you may know, the Protestant Reformation was sparked by Martin Luther, who posted his 95 theses on the door of the Wittenburg Cathedral in Germany on All Hallow's Eve 1517. All in Protestantism mark this as the sacred day. Actually, none of us care. Except, apparently, for my school. Had one of our profs who grew up in the Reformed tradition design and lead the service (and he's Dutch, too, just to add to the stereotype). It was actually really good. I quite enjoy checking out traditions that are different from my own (which consisted, as I mentioned on Monday, of a guy at the front of the church waving his arms to direct the singing, and the pastor standing behind a massive pulpit that swallowed up his whole body so only his head was visible). I think that everyone in Christendom, and I include the Catholic Church in this, has something to contribute to the spiritual conversation, to use a thoroughly cliched postmodern term.
Anyway, this service had some hymn singing, led by a sextet, which was really cool. We even had a choir sing. We read from the various catechisms as well, which are also neat. Even though the language can be archaic (especially with nervous readers), it's interesting to see how thought was directed. The "sermon" was in three parts, which was also interesting, but it made it a little bit hard to follow his train of thought. All things considered, though, I thought it was really good. I actually wish we'd do more of that at chapel.
That'll be all for tonight, methinks. I have a test tomorrow for which my excitement and preparation levels are both low, which means it should be interesting. Not sure how I'll do, especially since this prof seems to like really obscure questions that don't as much test knowledge as they do an ability to memorize random sentences from the textbook. I went toe-to-toe with him after the last test, but I didn't come out on top (what a surprise--a prof who thinks he's right), so I'll hold my peace this time. 5% of my overall grade isn't worth getting on the prof's bad side over. As long as I pass, I'll be happy. Okay, that's not true, but it's what I'm telling myself to guard against crushing disappointment. No, that doesn't work either, but it's worth a try.
Anway, I should likely get some sleep. Theo managed to make it until just after 7:00 this morning, so I'm hoping for a repeat performance tomorrow. Still, it does come too soon if you go to bed at a bad time. Plus, I have to leave some time for the daily sudoku fix. Which means I need to pack it in right about now.
Thanks again for coming by. I'll see you back in this space tomorrow.